Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting on a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir mooth.

Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish, fucked-up brats ye’ve produced. Choose life.

Format: Paperback
Published: UK, 1999
Publisher: Vintage Books
Pages: 352
Language: English
ISBN 13: 9780099465898
ISBN 10: 0099465892